Some say a dog’s bark is worse than it’s bite, so don’t be like a dog and “bite” into this fantastic deal! Allow your Nopie self to Nope-up today’s Nopuorg for a fantastic teeth Nopierience. For $49, prior patients to Hello! Dentistry who have not had a visit in the past eighteen months can take advantage of a discounted Invisi-treatment™.

Dr. George Donner, a recognized Master of Dental Tectonics, has been tending to local teeth since twenty-aught-aught-nine. Say “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” To his patented new Invisi-treatment™ process, with one of Dr. Donner’s skilled hygienicists using a special electro-kinetic “knocking” tool to make your chompers look so free of junk as to look as if you have no teeth at all!

Since a smile is your umbrella, a clean smile is the best way to keep rain from falling down into your mouth and drowning you. Reward your teeth with a shiny grin and keep them on your “gleam team” with this Nopetacular Nopesational Nopuorg from Hello! Dentistry.

Reviews

21 Flitters give Hello! Dentistry five pinky swears:

• “OH YESSS—teth!” – D3sKaR73s, Kelp
• “…x-rays were painless. Falling down the stairs, there were…” – Georgeorge, Yearbook